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Clay Hollister

A Western text adventure

A command-line Western narrative game built around investigation, travel, conversation, and a deterministic parser.

Status: In Development
Platform: Browser
Technology: C / WebAssembly / JavaScript

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Archive Wire

A continuous historical-computing headline feed. Hover over it or focus it with the keyboard to pause.

Facility Weather

Fictional satirical corporate commentary paired with simulated weather-style data. This is not live weather or financial advice. Hover over it or focus it with the keyboard to pause.

Alphabet — The company reports strong earnings and behaves as though this development was scheduled months ago. Observers are advised to nod politely even if confused. 78°F · 12% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 41% Amazon — AI spending increases and revenue rises immediately afterward. The company denies any causal relationship and continues operating at full speed. 81°F · 9% precipitation · winds 8 mph · humidity 38% Meta — Advertising revenue grows at a rate suggesting voluntary public participation. Investors panic intermittently without providing reasons. 74°F · 18% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 47% Microsoft — Revenue increases again, and the company issues a calm statement implying inevitability. Users report hearing corporate encouragement in places where no speakers exist. 76°F · 22% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 44% Nvidia — Growth accelerates beyond normal comprehension. Analysts recommend acknowledging the situation without attempting interpretation. 89°F · 4% precipitation · winds 4 mph · humidity 33% Apple — The company maintains its position and behaves as though this outcome was predetermined. Customers continue purchasing devices without measurable hesitation. 77°F · 0% precipitation · winds 3 mph · humidity 36% Tesla — The company issues optimistic statements about robotaxis while delaying them. Shareholders attempt to interpret the pattern and fail consistently. 72°F · 27% precipitation · winds 9 mph · humidity 52% Micron — Memory chip sales rise sharply, and the company continues operations without adjusting its tone. Analysts describe the situation as stable despite visible discomfort. 83°F · 11% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 39% AMD — The company grows steadily while pretending not to notice its competitors. This behavior is described as acceptable by people who refuse to elaborate. 79°F · 15% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 42% SanDisk — Gains reach levels statistical models classify as irregular. The company acknowledges nothing and continues forward as if the numbers are routine. 88°F · 6% precipitation · winds 4 mph · humidity 34% Amazon — Revenue increases at a predictable rate. The company encourages consumers to behave normally while expanding logistics without comment. 80°F · 10% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 40% Alphabet — The company maintains moderate growth and insists innovation is occurring. Visibility is reduced by frequent announcements that do not clarify anything. 75°F · 14% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 45% Microsoft — Enterprise contracts remain stable. The company avoids discussing product naming conventions and recommends patience. 73°F · 19% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 48% Apple — Pricing remains consistent, and customers continue purchasing devices. The company declines to explain its confidence. 78°F · 5% precipitation · winds 4 mph · humidity 37% Meta — User engagement increases slightly. The company references the metaverse without defining it. 71°F · 20% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 50% Tesla — Production delays occur intermittently. The company recommends optimism in small amounts. 70°F · 24% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 53% Lam Research — Performance remains consistent. Analysts describe the situation as uneventful and prefer not to discuss it further. 74°F · 8% precipitation · winds 4 mph · humidity 41% Micron — Memory‑market conditions remain warm and steady. The company continues operations without acknowledging fluctuations. 82°F · 12% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 43% AMD — Growth continues at a moderate pace. Shade is provided by competitors, and the company does not comment. 78°F · 16% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 46% SanDisk — Performance cools after recent gains. Analysts recommend avoiding dramatic interpretations. 79°F · 13% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 44% Microsoft — Investor disappointment increases gradually. The company issues statements that do not address the decline. 69°F · 28% precipitation · winds 8 mph · humidity 55% Meta — A sudden drop in sentiment occurs despite stable operations. The company recommends wearing layers. 68°F · 32% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 57% Tesla — Robotaxi delays reduce visibility. The company suggests headlights for navigating expectations. 67°F · 35% precipitation · winds 9 mph · humidity 59% Alphabet — The company retreats slightly after valuation comparisons. Mild embarrassment is expected. 72°F · 21% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 49% Amazon — AI capital expenditures raise concerns. The company advises keeping receipts. 73°F · 17% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 51% Apple — Contribution to market growth decreases. The company recommends umbrellas only if already owned. 71°F · 23% precipitation · winds 5 mph · humidity 54% Nvidia — Cooling periods occur within overall expansion. The company advises avoiding physical contact with stock performance. 85°F · 7% precipitation · winds 4 mph · humidity 35% Meta — A second decline in sentiment appears. The company recommends additional layers. 66°F · 34% precipitation · winds 8 mph · humidity 58% Software Sector — Investment decreases across the category. Optimism is recommended only in limited quantities. 70°F · 29% precipitation · winds 7 mph · humidity 52% Magnificent Seven — Group performance underwhelms relative to expectations. Analysts advise continuing as though the trend is temporary. 73°F · 25% precipitation · winds 6 mph · humidity 50%
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